Vertical Axe Wound

(noun):A very slender and nonsloppy Vag-piece, in which you have a dick seizure with. the complete opposite of the dreaded "turkey Curtains", and the well-known "Roast Beef Drapery"

"Dr. Nigggerstein rode that vertical axe wound til he nutted a nigger load onto the dumb bitch's chin" (see chin omlette).

by MOFUCKIN DYL May 5, 2007

bearded hatchet wound

a hairy pussy, a.k.a. a bearded clam.

I ain't goin' near that bearded hatched wound!

by B-Doe July 29, 2005

tiny axe wound

A euphemism for a Vagina}.

Steve: "Becky changed in front of me..."
Dan: "Really? How much did you see?"
Steve: "Everything. The Booty, Satan's Love Pillows, and her Tiny Axe Wound."

by Scooter D and the Boys January 19, 2018

bleeding hatchet wound

A womans vagina during her period.

She is so bitchy, she probably has a bleeding hatchet wound.

by Tracey September 18, 2003

dirty axe wound

another name for the female genitalia, when its dirty

Ms.Chuabe has a dirty axe wound.

by katy reid December 10, 2007

Bleeding Axe Wound

Slang for vagina

Damn that bitch has a tight axe wound

by LightUrple April 14, 2004

hairy hatchet wound

a female's unshaved vagina

i want to stick my whole head into your hairy hairy hatchet wound baby

by happy pencil August 6, 2003