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Butt wig

When a big booty lady sits on your face, pressing her exposed vaginal region on your mouth, chin or eyes/forehead. Therefor causing her voluptuous butt to rest upon your crown like an old English barrister.
"Oh man last night Stephanie sat on my face! I had myself a niiiice butt wig".
by Zabujango September 21, 2018
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Fishy Wig

A term for the Cops. Also can be referred to as the Po-Po, the Police, The Fuzz.. etc. Originating in the South around Coastal areas, this term is claimed to have originated due to some college students under the influence. The term "Wig" is in reference to the pompous nature of certain members of the law enforcement who tend to take them selves too seriously like the wig-wearers of past centuries. "Fishy" relates to the suspicious business that those in law enforcement tend to bust. Thus the term "fishy wig" was born.
Dude, put that out the fishy wig is about to pull us over.
by The Captain Janeway March 7, 2011
mugGet the Fishy Wigmug.

Brown Wig

The act of taking a dump, crap, sh*t on someones head creating what looks to be a brown wig on there head.
After we had sex i decided to give her a brown wig.
I had a huge load to dump so my brown wig on Jims head looked like he had dreadlocks.
by Blacknight200 October 26, 2012
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couchie wig

"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."
by mayonaise June 17, 2021
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wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.
"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke
by glaring August 19, 2013
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Wig out

When something or someone is actuating weird... doing something out the norm.
-picking nose
-weird shaking
-talking to yourselve
Etc.
Who's that's ?

Ahh don't talk to her she's a wig out!!

Or

What a wig out
by Dankaa October 21, 2016
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pearly wig

When you shoot your load over a woman's hair resulting in a glistening pearly topping to her hair
Last night we got down to it and I gave her a Pearly wig
by Edd Pyke December 13, 2016
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