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When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.
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Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.
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someone else: what r u listening to
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someone else: can i listen too
someone: yes *gives earbud*
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someone else: can i listen too
someone: yes *gives earbud*
someone else: *starts floating to heaven*
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Not to be confused with saying literally "what about-", which is a similar act of comparing someone's behavior with their own past actions.
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"You're a terrible parent because you won't let your kids watch tv!"
"Didn't one of your kids die because of neglect?"
"That's whataboutism!"
"Didn't one of your kids die because of neglect?"
"That's whataboutism!"
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