valentines day 

the biggest scam of a holiday ever. made to make singles, much like me feel like shit and extremely lonely.

best friend: yo bro are you ready for valentines day?
me: fuck no

valentines day by friendly neighborhood italian February 8, 2020

Valentines Day 

A date on February 14 that was setup by the government to pressure and scam couples buy presents such as flowers and chocolate to their significant other and thus pay more taxes. It's also a date where stores raise the prices of items that's commonly bought as gifts on that day to make the taxes even higher.

In societies in which taxes doesn't go to funding the army this is a pretty chill day since the hospitals and schools will get more funding from the government

"Man... I'm gonna be single on Valentines Day this year..."
"bruh. Fucking lonely ass"

Valentines Day by bamcki February 11, 2020

valentines day 

international sex day. A.K.A single awareness day

nuff said

aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single

valentines day by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020

Valentines Day 

For those of us who are single to be reminded that we are in fact, quite single.

Synonyms: Single-Awareness Day.

How nice, Valentines Day is right around the corner. And yes, I know Im still single.

Valentines Day by RainbowKitty27 February 27, 2020

Valentines day 

Ask the person out, destroy their feelings. No regret. No simping. FUAQ DA HOES YKNOW

Jack: will you date me?
Mary: yes
-1 day passes-
Jack: faquq you i'm out
Mary: bruh
Valentines day

Valentines day by George Floyd 2nd February 7, 2021

Valentines’ Day Mudslide 

When a man is performing anal sex on a woman, and in the middle of the act, the woman experiences a bout of explosive diarrhea caused by their valentines date to a local Mexican restaurant.

Ashley gave me a valentines’ day mudslide after our date to Hacendia.

Valentines’ Day Mudslide by MFTJ February 14, 2021

valentines day 

valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually

february 14th is valentines day

valentines day by Jeweleeuh December 21, 2021