No nut twenty

Similar to no nut november, but instead you may not nut at all in the year 2020. If you do you now fail and you are a failure. good luck!

Have you failed no nut twenty

by The nut king November 4, 2019

freshman twenty

Also known as "freshman fifteen," freshman twenty refers to the weight freshmen supposedly gain in their first semester of college. It often applies to girls and is not always a negative (i.e. a guy may think a girl looks better afterwards).

Did you see Marie? She really freshman twentied. But she carries the weight well, though; it looks like tons of fun.

Jenny is not as good at cheerleading because she put on the freshman twenty and lost some flexibility, but I would not mind testing it out. Look at her body jiggle in that swimsuit...

by Josh Winscott October 27, 2005

four twenty

A celebrated time for potheads all around the USA (and possibly other countries) because it is believed that at 4:20, whether it be night or day, one should partake in the activity of smoking marijuana. It has practically made its self a holiday if you look at the date April 20th, which in months and days would be, in fact, Four Twenty.
Rejoice little potheads, for this might just someday be put on a calender expressly for the use of the 99 Cents store.

Bud: What time is it Mary-Jane?
Mary-Jane: *inhales* It's four twenty.

by Nameless Here Forevermore July 27, 2008

the good ol' twenty eight

the good ol' twenty eight starts out like any good night, with your forefinger in a bitches cootch. as you slowly caress, she begins to loosen up and moan. soon after that you add your middle finger to the party, namely to increase the pleasure. at this point she is in heaven. here is where you throw the curveball, the pinky in the stinky. needless to say she is shocked but so overcome by passion she lets it slide, dare i say begins to enjoi? you continue as mentioned for a little while longer as your woman learns to love this twist of events. but you are not done my friend, oh not even close. as she begins to once again fall back into ectasy you slide your ring finger into the back door as well. she doesnt complain. you continue and even venture the thumb for a little romp on the brown side. she absolutely loves it. when your woman is writhing in pleasure you know its time for the good ol' twenty eight. right as she begins to climax, you slam your other fist squarely into her anus, while screaming at the top of your lungs "the good ol' twenty eight baby!!" as you can see there are two in the pink and eight in the stink. the good ol' twenty eight has been around for ages and is enjoyed by many, needless to say, there is always high fives all around

it was common practice for the ancient mayans to give their wives the good ol' twenty eight before a hunt, the blood on their hands and the high fives all around pleased the spirits greatly.

by Arex November 11, 2006

faux-twenty

any time that a 'stoner' feels necessary to smoke pot

stoner 1: "What time is it brah?"
stoner 2: "uhhh... faux-twenty dude. right?"
stoner 1: "pass the bong maaaaaannn!"

by silent.orgasm April 20, 2009

Litty titty twenty

The last twenty minutes of a party that's always the funest

My mom picked me up too early and I missed the litty titty twenty

by Staytruebeu100% August 19, 2016

four n twenty

It's a pie!!

"What do you want for lunch" just grab me a four n twenty"

by Four n twenty October 5, 2017