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Totally Jocked

To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.
Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.
by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021
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Total Package

Caleb Carter has the combination of both looks and personality, sense of humor, etc.
It's rare to find someone that has the total package.
by BigCa816 December 19, 2020
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Totally Mcgoataly

Adverb
Variation of Totes mcgoats
Typically used when "Totes mcgoats" won't make you sound gay enough.

Pronounced: Toe - tally - mick - goat - ah - lee
Jim: Wanna bumfuck, bro?
Jim 2: Totes mcgoats
Jim 3: Yo, can I join?
Jim: Totally Mcgoataly!
by Whopsie April 13, 2011
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total awk

shorter version of “totally awkwardusually used for odd situations
omg marissas ex is right there
“omg total awk”
by julielollll August 29, 2018
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Total weeaboo

Someone who looses their virginity to an anime pillow
by Wanker confirmed December 6, 2018
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two-totaler

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012
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Total Rhubarb

“The suggestion that there was any cake is total rhubarb. And by that, I mean completely, unequivocally true.”
by Joe the Joe Face January 27, 2022
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