To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.
by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021

by BigCa816 December 19, 2020

Adverb
Variation of Totes mcgoats
Typically used when "Totes mcgoats" won't make you sound gay enough.
Pronounced: Toe - tally - mick - goat - ah - lee
Variation of Totes mcgoats
Typically used when "Totes mcgoats" won't make you sound gay enough.
Pronounced: Toe - tally - mick - goat - ah - lee
by Whopsie April 13, 2011

by julielollll August 29, 2018

by Wanker confirmed December 6, 2018

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
by Clapo86 February 25, 2012

“The suggestion that there was any cake is total rhubarb. And by that, I mean completely, unequivocally true.”
by Joe the Joe Face January 27, 2022
