Max

When you cum when a basketball touches your pee pee.

The boy made a mess when the max happened

by Thepersonman July 30, 2019

max

max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover

max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020

Max

Max is a crazy bitch, intimidating at times but also a big softy that will murder for his friends, some say a demon with a gold heart, also known to be horny and have a humongous Wang a sexual deviant, in other words you never know what's going on in the mind of a max so be careful but also gentle cuase he has feelings to.

"Look its max!, oh SHIT he bit me again!"

by Kiribaby October 16, 2019

Max

Max is truly a amazing person, if you ever get to meet a max be very thankful and do not loose they may lie to you at sometimes but that is only so they wont hurt your feelings. Max is usually the name of a man that every girl has a crush on. They will have a great smile and something about them will make you smile and feel so great inside. Either their smile, laugh, smell, or just how they treat you. Never treat a max badly, you can never stay mad at a Max for a long time. They will be insecure at some times, but you have to bring them up. They will be Awkward at some times but that just means they like you.

Person 1- "Max is so amazing"
Person 2- "I know you should go talk to him"

by ugly yet October 7, 2019

Max

He is always trying to impress his girl.He plays football and soccer he is pretty good at it.He is cocky when it comes to education but other than that he is a amazing boyfriend!

Mr.d:max stop fighting with josh.
Max:(looks over at his girlfriend

by it was not me March 29, 2019

Max

Max is a one in a kind, he can be a bum but if anything he is most like a todd, although Todd wears k-mart jeans today he is a homo, max has anger issues with his Snapchat and whenever a JESS sends a HEE HEE and a picture of a Michael Jackson he blocks you, so go on and T-pose to him with a Michael Jackson picture glued to your head.

Max is awesome, unlike Sam (thanos) he is EPIC

by ToddWoreKMartJeansToday July 19, 2019

Max

Max is a strong hearted individual who is not afraid to give his opinion , he is flirtatious with nearly everybody and is hard to stop thinking about. Everything about him from his brown eyes to his lush hair makes max a perfect partner. Maby if you actually make a move Abigail you guys might end up together. Also Brian is a Jew :)

Wow max is so much more attractive than Brian

by Adam has a small penis November 2, 2017