Matt

A man with no arms and no legs

fuckin matt

by B0NK June 23, 2020

Matt

The kind of priviledged, white snob who wears airpods every fucking day, like, literally, all day, every day. FUCK! He's such a bitch.

Look at that fucking white kid, must be a Matt.

by geay March 4, 2019

Matt

A term for a man with a sweaty smelly asshole.... also spaztic, loves gay porn and watching waterbirth videos on youtube.

Man that dudes definitely a Matt.

by Wwjd400 May 24, 2016

Matt

Another word for the milatary term for boot
1. Used to describe someone who is right out of boot camp and or their MOS school; 2. one who is unexperienced; 3. usually the target of hazing; 4. One who is still stuck in boot camp mode.
"We just got a fresh shipment of boots in our victor unit yesterday. Let's give them a warm infantry welcome!"

Jake: My brother is so matt at COD.
Sam: Matt is so Matt

by chinese poo April 7, 2009

Matt

That guy that trying to get pussy but never is successful

Damm matt thirsty af

by Toast6969 September 8, 2017

Matt

Matt is short for Matthew. Matt is so fine. And has a big long dick that bitches want and guys envy. He dresses nice that guys want to be him.

Matt is so fine .

by Jezzlyn July 19, 2019

matt

a 19 year old that thinks he's 'ard just because he does marine biology and takes shots of tea mixed with cider. This lanky boi thinks he's the bees knees but in real life is a complete pussy. He took it up the batty once in a holiday park in room 201b, but still denies the fact of him being gay (or even curious). He's a sad, lonely alcoholic and is just waiting to find his MATTch, go to www.mattisacunt.co.uk

Matt is a batty boi.
"whoa whats that skyscraper doing there?" - no its just lanky boi Matt.

by trexashez October 1, 2018