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Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.
Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”
by 123890567 June 25, 2019
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Kyle

Thicc daddy more thicc then most girls very athletic and a play but most of all VERY THICC
Kyle is very thicc and very smexy
by ThiccdaddythiccdaddyTHIC February 23, 2021
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Kyle

A faggot who sits and plays Fortnite all night while drinking 10 monster energy’s an hour
by FuckYouKyle January 15, 2020
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Kyle

A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)
1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
by RandomUser June 5, 2019
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kyles

Kyles are guys who punch holes in the wall, drink Monster Energy, listen to rap-metal from 2001 and really like motorcross or wrestling. Usually seen in lower-class, predominantly white suburbs wearing snapbacks and Tapout shirts.
"Man, Kyles are proabably some of the angriest guys I've ever met!"
by yaboisquiggly May 7, 2020
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Kyle

Kyle is the clown of the group. He is always making everyone laugh. But when it comes to his lady, on weekends he always goes to her house. And if you are an enemy of Kyle he will fuck you up. So if you are his friend don't fuck up!!
"Hey is Kyle dating that super hot new girl ?"

"I think so"
by me10008324343 January 22, 2020
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Kyle

A person you loves Mountain Dew and is baptise by it and punches holes in walls
by Nonsemore June 11, 2019
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