The definite article

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK

by Slang Grammar Nazi May 25, 2018

Genuine Definition

Something you won't find on this site.

Oh, you want a Genuine Definition? Go to the normal dictionary, dumbass.

by offsidegoalfc August 12, 2021

Definition detention

The name for when it's takes more than 2 days for you to get an email about your definition, usually causing lots of stress on the definer.

Oh God man! It's definition detention.

by Code_Maker February 18, 2018

Self-Definition

I'm an EvOlUtIoNaRy BiOlOgIsT!

Hym "I donno my self-definition is pretty vague. But what makes you think you know myself better than I do? From where I sit, it's looking like I exist deeper in your psyche than you do in mine. What am I doing in there? Do you know what I'm doing in MINE? Fucking your daughter... Up against a hotel room wall... From the back... Wait, I don't know if she's tall enough for that... If not, there's a stepping stool.... Oh! Well shit! I guess I DO know what I'm doing in your head! Your daughter! I mean... NOW. Maybe I wasn't a second ago but I SURE AS HELL AM NOW AREN'T I!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Definition gang

The gang is me (D4RKCL0UD907), tocksapill, super coopz and the guy that keeps changing his damn name

Definition gang rules dude

by D4RKCL0UD907 November 12, 2019

Useless Definition

when a world is already defined on urban dictionary, and people decide to write another definition, exactly the same as the first time, for no apparent reason

(person 1) im bored, i'll define a random word on urban dictionary.

(person 2) why are there over 100 definitions for justin bieber? They're all useless definitions, we all know he sucks anyway

by generichandle32 July 24, 2023

Textbook definition

The most obvious, simple and blatant defenition of something.

Regina George from Mean Girls is the textbook definition of a main character.

by AKG31 May 16, 2023