mystic winds

When one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. As the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face.

Girl: "Sean gave me the mystic winds again last night."

Guys friends: "Thats what you get on taco Tuesday."

by Ranger_Stan March 22, 2016

Wind fucker

Wind fucker is someone who doesn't do shit and isn't helping at all so he is just standing there fucking the wind.

Why isn't he helping, what a wind fucker.

Look at your score you wind fucker, start playing.

by Potator December 26, 2019

Ghetto Wind

When somebody goes outside during a skype call and jacks up everyone's headphones

Charlie: holy jumping Jesus on a breadstick u made so much ghetto wind
Max: WTF MAN
Marielle: sorry:(
GOD: REMEMBER KIDS #COVERUP

by burntcelery July 26, 2016

twisting in the wind

refers to a man hanging from a tree as in the old Western USA. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

While he waited for the jury's verdict, he was twisting in the wind.

by TexasWicca February 28, 2005

wind surge

An extended, audible fart.

My presentation was going swimmingly until I emitted a wind surge.

by MayorLongwell November 13, 2019

Chocolate Wind

The act of sharting on someone's face. Higher degrees of a Chocolate Wind are the Chocolate Storm and the Chocolate Katrina

I was trying to give Sarah a hot lunch, but all i could muster was a Chocolate Wind

by fatgianthead December 10, 2006

Wind Rape

When you spend half an hour styling your hair to perfection, only to have it destroyed by the damned wind 2 minutes after you leave your house.

Gary: Dude! What's that hobo doing here?

Dan: Hey! It's me, my hair just got Wind Raped that's all.

Gary: Ah sheeeet.

by TakeEmOff September 19, 2011