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Low Tide

Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis

2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water

A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)

Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).
Give me a Low Tide with a Garbage Barge, hold the Bay Scum.
by millennia70 October 2, 2021
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Roll Tide

The call of the Alabama Crimson Tide Football team. Or, in extreme cases, the call of the entire state of Alabama.

(Be careful saying it in South Alabama, you may get jumped by the people from Auburn)
Oh no, what have I done........!

(The State of Alabama rioting after someone said Roll Tide)
by AlaaaaaaBamaaaaaaaaaaaa September 28, 2023
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Menstrual Tide

The appropriate mascot for the University (sic) of Alabama. Used to describe a fan base that is missing teeth, eats clay and where marrying your sister is par for course.
Caruthers: "Who do the Menstrual Tides play today?

Archibald: "I'm not sure but even if they lose they'll probably "say" it's a win anyway because they're in the SEC; have you ever met a more delusional fan base?"

Caruthers: "Nope, the Menstrual Tide make excuses and claim fictional national championships like their lives depend on it"
by NicRattlehead September 17, 2015
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tide-lee

A tide-lee is an odd person who can’t control how silly and/or stupid he or she can be.

A tide-Lee is not a bad one person, they can have great qualities too but mostly he or she is just a total silly bugger and tnuc.
Person 1: check out that guy smelling his own farts!

Person 2: hahaha that guy is such a tide-lee!
by Spacefucker November 23, 2021
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Crimson Ass-Tide

When a female puts her mentrual blood into a turkey baster & then inserts it into her partners anus.
Brian really loves the Crimson Ass-Tide.
by Bob_Dole68 August 28, 2018
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Tide-lee

You are such a tide-Lee

-a poes
by Spacefucker November 22, 2021
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Campus Tide Pod

You need lube, but because your campus living/ on a budget, the only thing you had to suffice was laundry detergent.
I needed some lube, but money was tight. The next best thing was some laundry detergent. While some people at the time were eating them, I figured I could rebrand the Tide Pod in a positive way; the Campus Tide Pod.
by Stripper Salt September 6, 2022
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