Crimson Tide

A menstrual flow.

Sue is pretty bitchy today, she must be riding the crimson tide.

by Stooge-a-phile November 30, 2017

Tide Pods

A beautiful snack delivered by the Tide Gods. You can eat them, stick em up yo nanny's ass, or simply wash your clothes, it doesn't matter! :D You can find them in the cleaning section of your local grocery store, though, you might get chased down by one of the employees if you're one of those suspicious 17-year-old edgelords!

Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna eat somethin'? Ma just bought groceries."
Guy 2: "Sure dude.
Guy 1's Mom: "BILLY! DON'T YOU BE EATING THOSE TIDE PODS AGAIN, MOMMY WILL SPANK YOU."

by Fuck Life, Fuck You February 16, 2018

The tide challenge

Idiots eating tide pods for some reason and probably dying.

Guy eats a thing thats made for washing and alsmost dies all is on camara this does nothing. He basically just almost wasted his entire life. This is The tide challenge

by 2 poeple May 7, 2018

Tide Pods

Tasty Food Items. Perfect for any occasion.

Wanna Eat Tide Pods?

by ElloThereNormies May 10, 2018

Tide Pods

Something that teenagers eat for fun and post it on their Instagrams. They don't really eat it. They just bite them and spit them out

Tide Pods are gr8

by Trains Lol May 13, 2018

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

Tide Pods

Nutritious food found in supermarkets.

Marcus: Damn those are some good ass Tide Pods.

by OmaeWaMouShindeiruNoniSenpai January 18, 2018