Sneaky Hitchhiker

After the act of bare back anal sex with an uncircumcised penis and finding shit under your foreskin.

I fucked Terri in the arse last night raw and when I went to clear my dick I found a sneaky hitchhiker.

by •BIGGIE• December 29, 2020

sneaky native

Whilst performing sexual intercourse as a male with a female in the "doggy position" vaginally, you then hastily remove your phallus and reinsert it into the females anus with a copious amount of force undoubtedly inducing a vast amount of pain causing the female to scream at this crucial point the male then covers and uncovers the females mouth multiple times with his hands to create the sound of an ancient native call.

why is that female limping?

because she was a part of a "sneaky native"

by sneakynative September 11, 2014

Sneaky thick

When the booty doesnt look fat but it still jiggles when you smack it

Shes sneaky thick.

by Z2 Method October 3, 2020

Sneaky Meek

A Sneaky Meek is a person who ravages the food supply of another to the point that this person is left with none. The Sneaky Meek is usually at it's most devastating when it is inebriated and becomes rude for food. It's known to hide the gathered food for later periods of feeding after brief hibernation. Popular hiding spots include under beds and under sinks. The Sneaky Meek can most commonly be found in the northern Hemisphere of the United States.

Jane: "Where did my frozen chicken nuggets and flounder go?"
John: "It must have been the Sneaky Meek, go check under his bed"
Jane: "Yep, there's an empty plate here with crumbs."
John: "Classic Sneaky Meek."

by discobiscuits October 12, 2013

Sneaky Parrot

Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.

I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.

by MeryBely July 15, 2011

Sneaky Gorilla

A term coined by a local Minnesota Musician. To monkey punch someone then as they are blacked out, drop their pants and jam a banana up their ass after screaming a statement with "Sneaky Gorilla" in it.

The last thing that groupie remembers it "BLAAAAAM SNEAKY GORILLA BITCH!!!" Before waking up with a banana crammed in her asshole.

by TalkSic Terror October 5, 2009

Sneaky Santa

When you secretly nut on your girl's pillow right before bed on Christmas eve. She lays down to await Santa's arrival, only to find that he's already arrived, and it's on her chin.

Susan was pissed when she got my Sneaky Santa, but I did it for the 'gram.

by MagentaMickeyMantle December 8, 2020