musketeering

The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.

1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.

2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.

by Yakoshi January 24, 2021

west virginian musket

When u have sexual relations with ur brothers hair not sure how thats a muskey but it is.

My dick, ur hair, lets do the west virginian musket

by Digital Penetration May 27, 2018

Ohioan Musket

Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, one shits into a vagina, and then shoves it down farther with a dildo

Me and Becky are planning to do an Ohioan Musket

by atom2865 March 29, 2025

El Paso Musket

When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.

Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.

by Cali0731 April 8, 2022