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by i just morbed June 4, 2022
Get the DONT YOU LECTURE ME WITH YOUR THIRTY-DOLLAR HAIRCUTmug. The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.
Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.
by Ballrock November 29, 2016
Get the Zach Haircutmug. That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror
Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror
Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
by Albertoh5 August 27, 2020
Get the Mexican haircutmug. He didn't have enough money to pay for his beard trimming so I finished him off with a Napa haircut.
by cheesewheezy May 21, 2021
Get the Napa haircutmug. by Robbins Mitchell April 29, 2015
Get the hickory haircutmug. by anonymous June 14, 2025
Get the Latvian Haircutmug. It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.
by Simon Trinculo June 16, 2024
Get the thong haircutmug.