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Brown Wig

The act of taking a dump, crap, sh*t on someones head creating what looks to be a brown wig on there head.
After we had sex i decided to give her a brown wig.
I had a huge load to dump so my brown wig on Jims head looked like he had dreadlocks.
by Blacknight200 October 26, 2012
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Wig Out

An '80s term used when a friend or parent over reacts.
1. BFF-"Oh my God, my prom dress isn't ready"

ME--"Gee, no need to Wig Out!

2.Me-- "You should start the car, we REALLY need to get going."

BF--"Why?"

Me---"My mom is totally going to Wig Out if I'm late for curfew!"
by MimiMami May 23, 2018
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pearly wig

When you shoot your load over a woman's hair resulting in a glistening pearly topping to her hair
Last night we got down to it and I gave her a Pearly wig
by Edd Pyke December 13, 2016
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Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.
Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?
by gpoops22 May 9, 2012
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Wig out

When something or someone is actuating weird... doing something out the norm.
-picking nose
-weird shaking
-talking to yourselve
Etc.
Who's that's ?

Ahh don't talk to her she's a wig out!!

Or

What a wig out
by Dankaa October 21, 2016
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Mini-Wig

Like a wigger but smaller, probably under 18, but still as stupid looking. Normally in baggy shirt, pants hanging off their ass, and listening to whatever next big gansta rap song they have no way of actually relating to, because, face it, you grew up in suburbia.
Guy A) It's getting harder and harder not to slap the shit out of these damn wiggers!

Guy B) Nope, don't do that... they're too young, friggin' mini-wigs!
by AJ(Xion) November 4, 2008
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Wig Cracker

A person who cracks one's wig and is, therefore, so obtuse and square as to give anyone who is hip a headache.
Man, that cat's so square he just doesn't get it. He's such a wig cracker
by Beanaeb January 18, 2012
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