Australian descriptive metaphor.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
Get the Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wallmug. by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
Get the 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effectmug. by dwoper1 July 5, 2017
Get the monkey swinging on a vinemug. A Brown Vine is the act of putting a licorice piece, or Red Vine, into a women’s asshole, leaving it for a few days afterwards, and then after pulling it out with your mouth, eating the shit covered rope while blowing her back out
by NAJ96 May 2, 2025
Get the Brown Vinemug. 
When something cool, fun, or exciting happens, the phrase “Vines back” can be used to describe the feeling.
by MISVP November 28, 2017
Get the Vines Backmug. by whatevaforeva July 26, 2014
Get the Wine Vinemug.