The Kansas Tornado

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good

Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock

by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022

porn tornado

When you keep clicking porn, video after video, and it gets more and more weird until you dont know how you got there.

"Man, I was watching porn last night and I couldnt stop, I got caught up in a Porn Tornado."

by Ploofmeister April 1, 2019

Reddit Tornado

When a mentally enfeebled man-child throws a tantrum in their local games store and throws the display full of FNAF plushies and Fortnite cards across the store.

"I heard that Josh went on a full Reddit Tornado at the local Gamestop after the girl working there rejected his advances for the third time this week"

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

tornado cunts

Its a rumble of cunts

Those girls are real tornado cunts

by Cuntasarus4 October 7, 2017

Limp tornado

When someone is in a coma and the doctor says you can get a handy from the coma patient

“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

the grey tornado

A slang term for Oklahoma City Police Officers, who in a group, quickly surround a suspect that tries to run or fight and take them into custody.

Man did you see the pursuit on TV last night? The Grey Tornado showed up at the end and kicked his ass.

by OKC50 August 21, 2019

Tornado body

When your shape resembles a tornado

"Damn, that girl got a tornado body!"

by Black sous October 9, 2016