Shaded Bird

A shaded bird. You either are one or you aren't. You either have one or you don't. You know it if you have it.

Man did you see Kevin this morning? He was a total shaded bird man.

by Jaquelin Francis May 9, 2023

Shaded Bird

when someone has one they have a shaded bird. if you know what a shaded bird is you can tell if someone has a shaded bird or if they dont have a shaded bird

"hey hows it going"
"great hey wait a minute do you have a shaded bird"
"yeah its pretty new"
"i can tell you didnt have one yesterday"

by alesf May 9, 2023

Shade Moment

when someone is in an online space, such as an Objection.lol courtroom or a chatroom, and disconnects due to internet issues.

person 1: *disconnects*
person 2: thats a shade moment
person 3: definitely a shade moment

by Cherri.mp4 July 24, 2022

Pulling the Shades

When a girl, usually a lesbian, sits on her lover's face, grabs her labia, and stretches them over the eyes of her lover, also usually a lesbian.

If it weren't for that girl who kept pulling the shades on me, I'd be able to say exactly whose hands were on my crotch.

by Shade Puller January 6, 2012

shutter shades

Sweet ass glasses. fetured in kayne wests videoooooo.

OMG what are those glasses called?
SHUTTER SHADES.

by Sessle June 16, 2008

Mobile Shade

When you purposely drive next to big trucks or 18 wheelers on the freeway to avoid the blinding light from the sun. It requires limited traffic due to having to pace next to the vehicle.

Yea man it was such a scorcher today, luckily on my way home I found some mobile shade on route 6.

by Frostedbutts October 4, 2010

shaded out

(v.) to not come through on a plan or responsibility.

We were going to get royally drunk and go on a shade mission, but Jay totally shaded out on us.

by Russo's Salad Bar October 19, 2005