Jake

big pp

jake has a big pp

by sexyballs69420 March 25, 2021

Jake

That free character that you get in subway surfers, no one likes him except for Yutani and subway surfer tiktok has decided to cancel him

Person 1: bruh this Jake guy is annoying af
#canceljake2020

by Suckurmummmmmmmm July 22, 2020

Jake

He's just a bit of a prick who says the word epic too much.

Hench Lad: Did you here that Jake got Google Stadia
Female: Yes I did, he also got a Windows phone

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

Jake

Ugly ass bitch

Jake is an ugly ass bitch

by Definitions man January 26, 2020

Jake

Put your sunglasses on! Cuz it's about to get HOT! Jake is a tall, relatively hunky, Australian teenage boy, he has brown hair and fair skin. He might be a bit of an arse by telling a 7th grader to "MOVE" out of a seat, but he is overall an amazing guy.
He may also have an older brother called Liam and a little sister called Isla. Most of the time he is hibernating in the common room.

M: OMG GUYS ITS JAKE!
H: GUYS! JuSt AcT NaTuRaL
L: OMG I JUST MADE STRAIGHT EYE CONTACT
F: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by eye contact is key May 28, 2019

Jake

(Not referring to all Jake's, just most of them)
Jake is an adjective to describe any of the following:
Selfish, Stupid, Jealous, Ignorant, Arrogant, Mean, Unworthy, Waste of time and space, douche, asshole, pointless and last but certainly not least they are typically
WIMPS!!!!

Girl: Man that guy is a total douche bag!

Friend: Yeah, he looks like a Jake.

Girl: Yep, that's his name. Jake, what an asshole.

by Lovely Lexi October 31, 2010

jake

A very vulgar word. Can be used to replace another offensive word in a sentence. Or refered to someone who cries a lot, mostly about nothing, or intending to get someone into trouble.

Stop crying you Jake...

Ugh.. That dog just Jaked in my yard!

by T3h Fuzz March 30, 2007