Ferret

A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.
Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo

(Redacted) : no, this displeases me

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret
by Igor- December 02, 2020
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draco fawking malfoy thats who a ferret is/aka harry pottahs husband
harry:where is my ferret

draco:here i am my love
by draco_drarry_malfoy November 16, 2022
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Ferret

A cute animal that I really want but will never have, often used in ‘bump that booty like a but come on if you don’t, don’t shake it off
‘I have a ferret
by St4rb4tzz June 07, 2022
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Ferret

Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids

DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME

U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means

Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit

Oh shit

Oh shit

I said the name

RUN
Ferret is cumming 🍆
by Whipster machine is a van February 22, 2020
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Ferret

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.

Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.
'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.
by TJ247 April 04, 2020
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Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.
by PantsFerret July 28, 2019
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Coping Ferret

One or more humans who stand on the coping of a skatepark. Most common when it’s not their turn to ride.
That scooter kid won’t get off the coping, their such a Coping Ferret.
by Ferret Slayer July 12, 2021
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