by MickyDD November 3, 2008

The Apple Dumpling Gang came a calling last night again, but I had shat myself dry after a bender at Taco Bell and so could not help the. I feel real bad about that.
by FatdogTavern May 15, 2016

The dumpling bowl cut is a haircut made to look like a bowl. It is so simple, grandma can do it with her eyes closed and her titties down.
by Urbanskaterboi May 29, 2018

A sexual fetish involving steeping testicles to make tea, and ejaculating into the tea mixture to make gooey "dumplings".
by Coolioreborn June 11, 2017

While fucking a girl doggy-style, before cumming, take a plate of Lo Mein and dump it on her back as you proceed to cum inside of her while holding her in place.
by Chitty Wok July 28, 2011

the act of squirting easy cheese into a rectum or vagina and then sucking out the creamy cheese mixture. As a courtesy to one's partner, a lactaid may be inserted as a suppository prior to the event to protect lactose-intolerant mates.
"No thanks, I can't make it to dinner, I'm stuffed! I hung out with Ryan earlier and had a Milwaukee cheese dumpling and it hasn't settled too well. He forgot to use a lactaid first, he told me it was soy, that bastard."
by Rich Enrico Kunesh January 20, 2009

"Did you meet Chris's new girlfriend?"
"Yeah, but what the fuck? Would a little make-up and a decent haircut kill her? What a frowsy dumpling girl."
"Yeah, but what the fuck? Would a little make-up and a decent haircut kill her? What a frowsy dumpling girl."
by KMD September 30, 2005
