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Chris

He likes guys and not only that he loves Mike batch
Chris is gay
by Batchlor April 11, 2019
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Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.
You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends
by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020
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Chris

Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall. Lastly, very short.
Chris: guys guys look the new car design of this is so amazing
Everyone else: dude we don't care
by (´∀`)b October 27, 2019
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chris

a homo bus driver whos real name is alan
chris is my homo bus driver
by JORDYNVSTHEWORLD March 23, 2019
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Chris

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Random Dude: Hi
Chris: Dude you're such a Chris.
by nadheem simp November 23, 2021
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Chris

(this is a stupider version of chris)

A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
Hey you know that stupid kid Chris?

Yeah dude he's kinda a softie though. Is he gay?
by stvpid coward October 5, 2019
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Chris

Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.
“Do you know Chris”
Showershitter Chris”
by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020
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