A cocktail made with tequila, grapefruit juice, and an I.P.A. Name derived from brass monkey (a drink made from beer and orange juice reference in the Beastie Boys song of that same name) and a paloma (a drink made from grapefruit juice and tequila).
We spent our warm, summer evening on the porch, sipping brass palomas.
by Pseudoratsofnym September 15, 2020
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Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.
They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.
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When someone doesn't give a damn anymore. Similar to someone "zerofucksgiven"

Brass is a beautiful metal when polished and can be used to decorate things. When someone has no brass, it means they are raw, bad to the bone, and don't give a rats ass.
This kid was driving over curbs and doing improper u-turns, speeding like a bat out of hell... Kids got no brass dude!

Also: Did you hear the way this punk talks to the big dogs!? Bro he has absolutely no brass! The audacity is through the roof!
by Subiedoo November 8, 2020
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The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.
Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.
by SuperTrans March 26, 2020
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When someone is acting like an idiot or acting foolish. Most commonly yelled into a fake walkie-talkie.
(click) "Yeah we got a brass p*ssy on isle 6, repeat, a brass p*ssy on isle 6" (end click)
by rockynuts December 4, 2017
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A fake coin worth shit... or shuffling the words, a coin sized shit stain from a fart.
That near miss whilst cycling in traffic left a brass farthing in my shorts. Better take the penny farthing next time. The extra height will help me see what is coming.
by NTwoO March 22, 2022
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when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022
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