Total Recall

While sexing your significant other you choke them so hard their eyeballs pop out of their head like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s in the movie ‘Total Recall’

Man, I’d really like to Total Recall Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez… she’s already half way there!

by Crack152 September 23, 2021

totally bored

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...............................totally bored

by im so craycray March 29, 2021

Totally Heims

A flamboyant homosexual

That guy at the party was prancing around all night. He is totally heims.

by John Bakalis September 29, 2008

Total Maniac

A Total Maniac is someone who tries way too hard to come off like a punk rock sleazeball. They perform a corny caricature of 'sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll', only when they don't have to be in the office tomorrow. A particular breed of "weekend warrior", from the poser genus.

"I bet Dustin would huff some duster with us"
"probably not, he's all talk, total maniac."

by vaughnun June 13, 2023

totally juice

totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding I’ve ever seen.

“Totally juice, made from 100% juice” -the packaging.

by Blob the bi frog god December 10, 2022

Total weeaboo

Someone who looses their virginity to an anime pillow

Connor is such a total weeaboo

by Wanker confirmed December 6, 2018

total dad

Total dad: a phase used to explain how hot an older man (30’s - early 60’s) is.

Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”

by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019