by John Bakalis September 29, 2008
Get the Totally Heimsmug. To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.
by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021
Get the Totally Jockedmug. The act of crushing an ammonia inhalent capsule and shoving it up an unsuspecting sleeping victims nose. ** Named after the scene in the popular 80's action film Total Recall, where lead character Douglas Quaid is asked to remove a tracking device from his brain through his nasal cavity.
As I approached the stop light, ammonia inhalent capsule in hand, I couldn't resist the need to Total Recall my shithead brother who'd fallen asleep a few miles back. Needless to say, he did not like it at all. Total Recalling FTW%
by Cbass2 December 27, 2011
Get the Total Recallingmug. totally juice, what they give kids at school lunches, and the most suspicious branding I’ve ever seen.
by Blob the bi frog god December 10, 2022
Get the totally juicemug. A Total Maniac is someone who tries way too hard to come off like a punk rock sleazeball. They perform a corny caricature of 'sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll', only when they don't have to be in the office tomorrow. A particular breed of "weekend warrior", from the poser genus.
by vaughnun June 13, 2023
Get the Total Maniacmug. Me: Omg Hailey, did you see Chris’s Pratt in the last avengers movie?
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”
Hailey: Yes he was looking very hot!
Me & Hailey: “Total dad!”
by Wheezycheezy September 15, 2019
Get the total dadmug. 1. The ultimate shaft
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal
2. The act of being wronged incredibly
3. Falling incredibly short of the intended goal
by Sergio Smeillew April 9, 2003
Get the Shaftage Totalemug.