A short wizard in the woods who will grant you one wish and one wish only. But it comes at a cost you must give a handjob to the us president you find most attractive dead or alive.
Guys you won’t believe I came across a Toby yesterday and I wished for a million dollars. And did you know Abraham Lincoln is packing!?
by The wizard in the trees October 19, 2023
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Girl 1 " oh my God, Toby snapped me! "
Girl 2 " that's **** boyfriend "
Girl 1 " what?? But he just called me sexy!"
Girl 2 " that's **** boyfriend "
Girl 1 " what?? But he just called me sexy!"
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by Toby ally January 17, 2024
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