thirtying

The process of becoming more and more amused by domestic activities and objects as you near and/or after turning thirty.

That’s how I feel about my transition from an in home alcohol bar to juice/espresso bar...I’m thirtying REAL HARD!

by Dancinnangel April 18, 2019

Dirty Thirty

Having a quicky on your lunch break

On my lunch break I’m gonna go to Subway and hopefully get a dirty thirty with Janice.

by Your New Stepdad August 2, 2019

Thirty fifth shoe

The shoe thirty five year old people stuff up their ass when people tell them they are having a mid life crisis

John take out that thirty fifth shoe from your wife's ass

by Real value August 29, 2019

thirty betches

a group of 8 people who are superior to any other friend group, are not snakes, are the best people to meet and are pretty swag😎

we just a gang who are full of thirty betches 😎

by bahahsxbkefnd August 29, 2019

Dirty thirty

When a person reaches the age of thirty and uses promiscuity to try and convince people that he and or she was not a prude.

She doesn’t want anyone to know that she’s just a dirty thirty.

by Hardcore art September 1, 2019

thirty hundred and sixty-two

The most common numerical terminology for the number three thousand and sixty-two.

I think that dress costs thirty hundred and sixty-two dollars ($3,062.00)

by TheWhiteRabbit07 October 13, 2019

poopin thirty

after you did dirty thirties and you were already having a hard time with your butt before because you were eating wendy’s and listening to their new album then you had to poop and it shot out of your ass like pee

“dude i had such a poopin thirty yesterday i don’t want to live”

by drake the dragon May 24, 2018