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Sam

A dude that does shit because why not
Sam is a dude
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Sam

Sam is a fucking douche bag.
Sam's typically look like the nerd emoji. Or a rodent after it got hit with a car. (somehow they must think that they are the hottest things on the planet because their ego is always too inflated)

On top of that they always think that they are SO funny, when in reality all their jokes are the same ones about 9/11 or vietnam (nobody's laughing with him... in fact nobodys laughing at all when a sam is around) he will steal memes from his friends and then will send them to group chats claiming them as his own.

Sam's are backstabbers and should NEVER be trusted.
person 1: " who is that Dipshit over there"
Person 2: "oh... that's just sam."
person 1: "why does he look like a failed abortion? "
by Ilovelosers22 October 23, 2023
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Sam

Sam is the type of guy who starts chatting with strangers on instagram direct. He oftenly wants to start a relationship with the person he is chatting with.
Person 1:"Someone proposed to me at instagram."
Person 2:"Oh, what Sam".
by Destroyerofcats July 25, 2018
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Sam

Someone whos obsessed with gay hentai traps and has jealousy issues he’s loving but also doesn’t care to resolve many issues and can be possessive
Oh yeah that’s guys a sam
by YOURMOMMASJOINT June 15, 2023
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Sam

She’s the best friend ever!! And she’ll help you through thick and thin!! She is super nice!! And very pretty!!!! She loves the same things you love and is an amazing person!
Sam is the best!
by Gooey Cooley August 14, 2022
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Sam

Sam is BASED and the realest nigga on earth she’s cute af and all the niggas want her cuz she’s so cute and pretty Sam is funny as fuck and will make u laugh cuz she’s just a real ass nigga she’s the most kindest nicest person and also the most confidential person you’ll ever have in ur life if u get to know her. she’s loyal and the bests of friends she will stay in touch and will understand u. She’s unique as fuck and has expanded music taste and doesn’t give a fuck if u like her or not she’s blunt and will tell u straight in ur face. Sam is the least fake person you’ll ever meet in ur lyfe she’s like no other
Girl: is that Sam

Girl 2: yeah look she’s based as fuck I wish I was her
by trapgoon300 April 16, 2023
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Sam

Sam is a fat sheep who has a very cool hairstyle that looks like wool of a sheep. In recent years he has also turned into a simp.
"Yooo look at that sheep."
"That's Sam!"
by mmmmmmglizzygladiator470 October 26, 2020
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