couchie wig

A wig for your pubes.
See also; merkin

"Grab my pastees and couchie wig plox."

by mayonaise June 17, 2021

Mini-Wig

Like a wigger but smaller, probably under 18, but still as stupid looking. Normally in baggy shirt, pants hanging off their ass, and listening to whatever next big gansta rap song they have no way of actually relating to, because, face it, you grew up in suburbia.

Guy A) It's getting harder and harder not to slap the shit out of these damn wiggers!

Guy B) Nope, don't do that... they're too young, friggin' mini-wigs!

by AJ(Xion) November 4, 2008

Wig Out

Freak out, go overboard, throw a hissy fit

An '80s term used when a friend or parent over reacts.
1. BFF-"Oh my God, my prom dress isn't ready"

ME--"Gee, no need to Wig Out!

2.Me-- "You should start the car, we REALLY need to get going."

BF--"Why?"

Me---"My mom is totally going to Wig Out if I'm late for curfew!"

by MimiMami May 23, 2018

Wig snatcher

Wig snatchers is the type of girl who will snatch your wig in the middle of the night 💀
She will be like bipity bopity boo your wigs gone boo

Ayo that wig snatcher did it again! She snatced her wig 💨
Oh dayum Ms.Steal your wig snatched all the cheerleaders wig yesterday night, they all wigless

by Hello im a unicorn October 7, 2018

Wig soup

When a cosplayer or drag queen washes multiple wigs at the same time, hence making wig soup

Damn I need to make some wig soup soon

by Wig-soup September 14, 2020

wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 19, 2013

pearly wig

When you shoot your load over a woman's hair resulting in a glistening pearly topping to her hair

Last night we got down to it and I gave her a Pearly wig

by Edd Pyke December 13, 2016