Steven the raccoon

Steven is a raccoon that is intelligent and stops anyone who gets in hes masters way.
Yoo its steven the raccoon lets go thank him for hes good deeds.
by Stevenson nigga ass November 12, 2018
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Albino Raccoon Mask

When you fill a person's eye sockets (either your own or a partner) with cum, so that it looks like they have white rings around their eyes.
Dude, I busted a nut so hard that I shot my load into my own eyes. It looked like I had an albino raccoon mask.
by jimmy tard January 31, 2014
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muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.
T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.
by Do it all crew March 16, 2023
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Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.
bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.
by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019
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Raccoon Dick

When a raccoon sucks your dick and either bites it or leaves it raw.
Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!
by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 21, 2021
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raccoon jump

the act of suddenly belly flopping on your partner while both naked, and shouting “raccoon jump!” while mid-air.
Yes, doctor, my penis is crooked because my girlfriend enjoys raccoon jumping on me while I have an erection.
by MadiJane December 20, 2021
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raccoon retail

raccoon retail goes brr
by January 31, 2024
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