Bumper Sticker Logic

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.

“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic

by niquil July 30, 2022

Sticker Bliss

The feeling experienced when a sticker being removed from an item (usually newly bought) peels away flawlessly, leaving no excess sticker or adhesive residue on the item.

The feeling has been reported to be better than any human emotion and/or high experienced through narcotics. Can potentially cause fatal cases of gush and squirt.

Tom - "F#ck dude, got some chronic sticker bliss the other day. Was so intense I voided my bowels and broke into violent seizure. It was awesome."

Harry - "Sh!t man."

by Dddrraaaaaaa March 5, 2013

Sticker

someone who is really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really clingy.

Guy 1: She's really clingy, you know that?

Guy 2: That damn sticker.

by TimmyTwoWheels February 15, 2024

Sticker Pack

When somebody makes a movie with you but your life became a pack of stickers because of that movie.

Look, JR.NTR's life became a Sticker Pack because of Rakhi

by Shakthi Hero ra Ungamma December 22, 2021

Shit Sticker

1. That little piece of poop that just CAN'T be wiped away. Wipe and wipe and wipe AND it's STILL there.
2. Someone who just won't leave. No matter how much you try,,,hint after hint and they're STILL there.

That little Shit Sticker made me use a whole role of toilet paper and it WON'T go away.

by XLNT Eagle May 6, 2023

sticker therapy

when you have a rough day and you know there's only one way for proper release of bodily tension

"aye wassup- you tryna be sum?" one of my hoes beckoned to me. "nah imma stay single," I said. that stressed me out. to calm the FUCK down, I turn to sticker therapy. be an addict with me.

by adamsandler1 October 1, 2017

spit sticker

A brimless hat worn by men who belong to the Jewish faith. It’s also called a Kippot or a Yamaka. . .

Not that guy, the one standing next to him wearing the blue Polo and the Spit Sticker.

by TrvlnNubian July 11, 2022