Hershy Squirts

Just another word for Diareha

Oh man keep the door closed Matt had the Hershy Squirts

by Anden 3000 September 23, 2007

Circle Squirt

A female version of the popular Circle Jerk

Guy: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle jerk"
Girl: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle squirt"

by mr slippery March 9, 2010

Rock the Squirts

To take a piss, urinate. The best way to say it.

Goddamn, I really need to rock the squirts after that 3 hour long ride

by Derpmobile November 11, 2010

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

The reason that Joan seems grumpy all of the time is that her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

Squirt burger

Squirt burger- when you wake up after a night of drinking and your shit pours out like ground beef through a processor. After standing up and examining your creation you think it looks like a dank burger patty.

Man last night was crazy.

Yeah I know, this morning I pushed out a squirt burger.

by Booty sweat energy February 9, 2020

lipton squirt

When a woman squats over a person who is sleeping and pees in thier mouth a little bit. (Female equivalent of a tea bag.)

Hey bob, I was trying to sleep last night when your wife gave me a lipton squirt!

by Bo-Shan August 21, 2015

Booty Squirts

After a night of drinking or Mexican food you'll get the booty squirts
Booty squirts is worse than the diarrhea

Dude I drank so much last night this morning I got the booty squirts

by Redneck Down July 25, 2013