Spider Sauce

1) Alcoholic beverage, typically beer

2) Semen, Jizz

Are we really out of Spider Sauce? I swear Chad bought three flats an hour ago.

Kayla just walked out of John's room dude, she looked like she had some Spider Sauce hanging on her chin.

by Max Van Mudgett September 22, 2009

spider man no way home

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by WhatToPut-? September 8, 2021

Alaskan Spider Monkey

The act of filling a vagina with ice and then having sex with it.

Stan had a very cold dick after doing an alaskan spider monkey.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

dharok's spade

When someone gets a giant raging hard boner

"Wow Jack, you have such Dharok's Spade right now!"

by RFPVE April 13, 2014

Barking spider

When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.

I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021

Camel Spider

Latin scientific designation given to Jeremy Bakke's highly mutated pubic lice.

Jeremy's camel spider's once over took an entire sorority just by him leaving his boxers in the hot tub.

by Tanker.45 October 26, 2010

spider

One of evolution's greatest success stories. There are spiders all over the world, and the oldest known fossil spider is 380 million years old. Spiders are eight-legged and carnivorous, use silk in a variety of ways depending on the species. Many spin cobwebs to catch prey, larger spiders line the edge of their burrows with web. The bolas spider is named because it throws a line of web ending in a sticky lump to catch prey. Spiders inspire fear and revulsion, quite undeserved, but probably not helped by years of movies telling us spiders are humanity's enemies. Schools are not much more helpful. I still remember a science teacher telling us a black widow was the size of a human hand, which is rubbish. There are some dangerously venomous spiders, like widow spiders, funnelweb spiders, brown recluse spiders and brazilian wandering spiders, but they are a tiny minority of the huge number of spiders in the world. Just to drag some widely-held beliefs into the light of reality:
1: Spiders are not watching you. Most, apart from some jumping spiders, have very poor eyesight.
2: Spiders do not come out of plug-holes. A spider in the bath has fallen down there and can't get out due to the bath's slippery sides.
3: Large hairy spiders are not automatically dangerous. In fact nobody has ever died from a tarantula bite.
4: Women are not automatically scared of spiders. In fact most of the calls the British Tarantula Society gets regarding fear of spiders are from worried men.

Hysterical person: Help! I saw a spider! I'm not going to bed! It might be there waiting for me!
Other person: What makes you think any self-respecting spiders would want to get into your bed?

by StormSworder August 15, 2006