DooDoo Soldier

An animal of shitskin likeness, usually wearing baggy pants, doo-rags, has huge lips, and defends doodoo pile.
Listens to loud ass rap, and has nostrils like a Goddamn camel. i.e. a NIGGER

These fucking doodoo soldiers have been infiltrating northern mississippi for too fucking long now!

by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008

Russian Soldier

While another person is in the process of squeezing out a big ol' shit on your chest during coitus, the act of using a single index finger to push said nut log back into their ass. Used by normal people who have a problem with being shit on, or abnormal people who like to make their partner's shits more difficult.

That bitch was entirely too kinky for my tastes. She tried to shit on my chest, so I pulled a good old Russian Soldier on her. Needless to say, I won't be calling her back.

by SmeedWoker April 10, 2010

Buffalo Soldier

A sexual act in which a man, when he's nearing climax, puts on a wig of dreadlocks (This has the best effect when the wig comes on while her eyes are closed, so she gets the full effect when she opens her eyes.) And just as she's thinking "What the fuck?" you pull out and cum all over her while singing the "Oy yoy yoy. Oy yoy yoy yoy. Oy yoy yoy, yoy yoy yoy yoy yoy" section of the chorus of Buffalo Soldier by Bob Marley.

She completely freaked out when he did the buffalo soldier as he spooged on her tits.

by Balls Mackelroy June 16, 2009

little soldiers

1. Your ball sack
2. Your penis

My little soldiers were attacked by Vincent.

by Annonymous March 16, 2005

Proud Soldier

A proud soldier is when a man has a massive erection but is wearing pants. He will most likely flaunt it about, around any gorgeous women. Proud Soldiers are less efficient when wearing skinny jeans, and most efficient with gym shorts. If you have a small penis it won't work, but if you have a hard charger you will most likely have to beat women off with a stick.

"Dude do you see that girl over there?"

"Yeah man I just got a proud soldier!"

"Fuck dude! thats gross i can see it!"

by bpes March 12, 2009

greek soldier

When someone falls asleep or passes out you place a ball in each eye socket and let your penis run down the bridge of the nose. While in this pose you then take a shit that should go from the hairline to the back of the neck in as straight a line as possible, so a shithawk. This will resemble the horsehair plume atop a fancy soldiers helmet.

She hasn't returned my calls since she found the polaroid of me giving her a greek soldier.

by Dan Yuhas May 7, 2008

grumpy soldier

mixing a line of cocaine with molly (ecstacy) and snorting them together.

i did so many grumpy soldiers last night, i'm pretty sure i have damage brain.

by harry deepwood May 10, 2010