Lombard Sneeze

A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.

That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.

by Oaksbrett July 12, 2015

Shotgun-Sneeze

A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.

Hey, I just shotgun-sneezed!

by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021

phantom sneeze

A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.

"Yesterday at work I had a phantom sneeze and all my colleagues looked at me like I'm a retard."

by MGE95 September 6, 2018

prison sneeze

Prison Sneeze- when a person who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison sneezes and shits themselves.

Jerome prison sneezed in the car , which made the drive home from the weekly AA meeting uncomfortable.

by SirTesticules March 4, 2019

dragon sneeze

When inhaling smoke from a cigarette/blunt and you're about to exhale, you sneeze and the exhaling and sneeze combine.

I just dragon sneezed and my nose nose hurts.

by AwesomeEgo September 2, 2014

Chocolate Sneezes

Explosive diarrhea

I asked my daughter if she had a case of the chocolate sneezes.

by Erilar October 29, 2014

Scream Sneeze

When you yell too loud for too long before and or after you sneeze, generally to annoy or amuse people

Milo has one hell of a Scream Sneeze"
Indeed he does

by GOLIRA TIM June 15, 2020