Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang to show exclamation

Well slap my ass and call me porky, little Jessica is one hell of a tap dancer

by Boyfromthecrik August 10, 2022

Slap a guys ass day

december 5th is slap a guys ass day

guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey, its slap a guys ass day

by georgewhd December 4, 2023

Slap ass year

From January 1st to December 31st we are allowed to slap ass without any consequences

Boy : it’s slap ass year

Crush :so ?
Boy:✋🏾🍑

by Stupid words October 13, 2020

National slap ass day

September 27th will be the day you will be able to slap any girls or guys ass and not get in legal trouble.

“ I really want to slap Amy’s ass, but I don’t want to get into trouble.” “Don’t worry! Today is national slap ass day!”

by Tn1yah September 26, 2022

Slap ass day

Go and slap some asses

lets slap some asses today because it’s slap ass day

by Slap ass man October 21, 2019

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023

NATIONAL SLAP AND GRAB ASS MONTH

December is all about fun and excitement so why not grab or slap someone’s ass for your enjoyment!!

girl: ow why did you slap/grab my ass
boy: duh because it’s national slap and grab ass month!

by hello yam November 30, 2020