slack cow

Someone that can't be bothered to finish the job.

Megan is such a slack cow

by Reeces_pieces72 June 26, 2017

Slack

Famous DEI practitioner and COVID diversity hire, slack was so useless that he turned to human trafficking his “affinity group” in his office and got fired for being the most useless mf to ever exist.

“That kid is such a slack bro”
“Slack slack slack”

by Galvatron 1999 December 7, 2023

Slack Track

A playlist of songs you listen to whilst high, these songs usually include 'Lo-Fi Hip Hop' or 'Psychedelic Rock'

"Yo Dude, put on the slack track man I'm stoned as shit"

"Yeah sure man, I'll blast out some Golden Ninjah or something"

by LordOmega May 6, 2015

Slack circle

When several people mute a channel on Slack in order to avoid notifications on a specific topic, but people writing about the topic are aware that several people have muted the channel. So they post it in another or several other channels about it, which will also end up being mutated. Each iteration of this circle will increase the number of channels those people will need to post to and the number of channels being mutated by the majority.

- "The only messages we ever have in the 'news' channel is Sarah's weather comments."
- "I know, I muted that channel!"
- "Yeah me too, but she realized that a lot of people did. So now she post on the 'news' and 'random' channels to be sure her comments are seen."
- "Oh no, I'll mute this one too. It's the Slack circle" 😞

by smnarnold October 3, 2019

slack

(Something I made up for a FB post) Slack is the sound you make when you licking on a pussy fast and make a slup sound in the wind sounding like “slack”.

Please don’t make this viral….I have no common sense…

Woman: Mans(or woman) in the black, come slack this cat.
Man(Woman): *slacks the cat” 😂

by Tatiuna Crawford. December 4, 2021

slack-umentation

Aloof ephemeral documentation or note taking using slack.

Bill was thinking about a new project idea while on the move. He quickly opened his mobile Slack app and sent the idea to his team. Later, in an email, Bill asked his team whether or not they had viewed his slack-umentation.

by 2mas2 May 20, 2018

Slack Shaming

The digital walk of shame that occurs when a well-intentioned Slack message lands in the wrong channel, triggering a swarm of passive-aggressive emojis, thread derailments, and a 10-minute debate about “channel etiquette.” Often followed by a link to the workspace guidelines you definitely didn’t read. (see Post Traumatic Slack Disorder)

“Dude, I just asked where the bathroom was and now the #devops team is roasting me. Total Slack shaming.

by Jellogod May 7, 2025