Sir Swish

A person who is so pro at basketball, he is compared to his fellow players like a knight is to his fellow soldiers.
1. Damn that dude got game, man. I'ma call him Sir Swish, 'cause he so pro.

Playa 1: Yo, homie! I challenge you to a game of Streetball! You down?

Sir Swish: Yeah, bro. I'm down...but you about to get yo ass thrashed.

Playa 1: Heh...well see about that, wigga.

Playa 2: Hey...don't you know who that dude is? That Sir Swish! He can sink 3-pointers from halfway...with his eyes closed...and his back turned.

Playa 1: Oh shit! I'ma 'bout to be beat down, G.

Sir Swish: Come on, homie! Let's play some ball!
by deathstriker6666 May 8, 2006
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sir winston

the name given to the penis of any guy you sleep with in hopes of making them feel special and empowered in relation to their package.
"baby, i'm naming him Sir Winston because he's so big I just want to bow down to him"

"does sir winston want to come out and play?"
by yessssssssssssssssssssssum January 15, 2009
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Kind Sir

Used to address people you care little to nothing about, in a manner, which is polite, yet not truly respectful.
Hey Kind Sir, May I Please Kindly Have Your Bank Account Details?
by shamanism August 23, 2018
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Sir Pimpington.

The ultimate of biengs, Sir Pimpington, once met Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris would be the ultimate of biengs but he round house kicked being a bieng in the face) and walked away. Sir Pimpington hustles bitches around the world in any condition he wants, if one of his bitches gets pregnant he throws them into the ocean because Sir Pimpington is environmentally friendly, he understands the need for food in the underwater society of Atlantis. Sir Pimpington won't take your shit, you step out of line and Sir Pimpington will fuck u up with his 999999inch cock, no one...fucks with Sir Pimpington (Chuck Norris would, but he is not measured by human limits)...If Sir Pimpington walks by bow the fuck down!
Sir Pimpington.
you dont need an example, you just need a ticket to another planet if you piss Sir Pimpington off...And you still won't be saved.
by Charelsworth Jr September 25, 2010
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Sir John

What you usually call an abnormally very small penis. Normally the 'sir' is added to increase the penis's already low self esteem due to it being quite small.
Me: "Hey, Dude, how is Sir John doing? Did he enjoy last night with me?"

Dude: *Thinks: She called him Sir, so I really was mistaken when I thought it was small* "Sir John is doing GREAT, thanks."
by nicegal69 November 14, 2010
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Sir, this is a Wendy’s

a phrase used to respond to unnecessary horniness; can be used to shut the OP, or original poster, down.

An alternative use for saying “bro stfu why are you so horny it’s 8:00am”
Chad: *tweets unnecessarily horny comment on a picture*
Michael: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s”
by ReallyRebbie May 14, 2020
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Sir buttebola

A man with very big butt with ebola
yo sir buttebola
by psun3 June 12, 2018
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