Second mortgage

Another way of saying "too expensive" or "I cant afford it". More commonly used amongst friends who like to blow their money on random shit.

pompous friend - Guys, lets go to the Ballet after an entire day of go karting.

working class person - Im sorry dude, Im going to have to take out a second mortgage to go, so I will pass.

by Abu B Sal October 3, 2009

30 seconds

pre-mature ejaculation.
when a guy only lasts for thirty seconds in bed, and the girl is left unsatisfied. Is also usually half-way up before having sex.

what? its only been 30 seconds?!

*I just did a luke and lasted 30 seconds*

by babemagnet101. September 15, 2010

Second Wifer

A stereotypical American male who has remarried and acts totally different, usually ignoring his old friends and changing his personality to match his new marriage. A weak-willed man who acts like he discovered some deep truth about life after getting married the second time, to the annoyance of all

"I haven't seen him since he went all second wifer on us."

"Second wifer is too good for us now."

by Oneofthembadtimes September 23, 2011

Second Friday

At a school with a block schedule Second Friday is either the actual Friday of the week or Thursday if Friday is a day off. This is because the students don't have their classes on that day until the next week.

Second Friday is the best Friday because I don't have to see my teachers until next week.

by Shady J December 21, 2008

Second Bladder

When you have to piss so bad, that when you finally go to take a piss and you think you're done pissing, your second bladder kicks in and you piss some more. Like a continuation of your first piss after a brief slowdown or stopage, and it starts up again.

"Man, I drank so much beer that I pissed for 5 minutes straight because my second bladder kicked in."

by Johnny Five Alive November 16, 2011

second knuckle

When fingering a girl. One inserts their finger so deep at it reaches the second knuckle.

I went second knuckle deep in Sarah last night.

by EvilD July 5, 2014

second love

the love that teaches us lessons about who we are and how we often want or need to be loved. This is the kind of love that hurts, whether through lies, pain or manipulation. We think we are making different choices than our first, but in reality we are still making choices out of the need to learn lessons—but we hang on. this love can become a cycle, oftentimes one we keep repeating because we think that somehow the ending will be different than before. Yet, each time we try, it somehow ends worse than before. Sometimes it’s unhealthy, unbalanced or narcissistic even. There may be emotional, mental or even physical abuse or manipulation—most likely there will be high levels of drama. This is exactly what keeps us addicted to this storyline, because it’s the emotional roller coaster of extreme highs and lows and like a junkie trying to get a fix, we stick through the lows with the expectation of the high. With this kind of love, trying to make it work becomes more important than whether it actually should. It’s the love that we wished was right

this is my second love ...

by hidingyourheart2.0 July 22, 2019