secondhand smut

Pornographic material, primarily in the form of videos and pictures, that is unintentionally or accidentally viewed by people in a crowded public area, usually while seated together, such as on a train, bus, flight, or in a theater. It has become more prevalent in recent years with the increased use of mobile electronic technology, such as laptops, smartphones, and similar devices.

Like being exposed to the cigarette smoke of a nicotine addict on the street, people are inhaling secondhand smut.

by PinkUnicorn August 24, 2010

secondary sleeze

Someone who has lost "prime" status after ditching one of his best friend's parties for a routine day brunch. Still a sleeze, still loved by the factory, but no longer Prime.

"Yo, G just went secondary sleeze by skipping Rowan's Darty"

by SelfieSerge February 2, 2014

Secondhand corn on the cob

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.

Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015

secondhand weed

gettin high off of the weed essence in the air.

guy : "bro i feel high"
bro: "probs secondhand weed"

by skrubology April 23, 2016

Secondhand Tumblr

Tumblr posts that leak into other forms of social media, such as Facebook.

I don't have the tumblr app but there is a lot of secondhand tumblr on Facebook.

by Keiranthecandycane June 25, 2016

secondhand salt

noun. derived from secondhand smoke.

What you feel when a friend is really salty about something that you're not involved in and their anger makes you salty too.

I'm really getting some secondhand salt from Mollie about that dumbass kid in her math class... now I'm salty about it too!

by anachronistic-beluga February 15, 2017

Secondhand tbag

When someone uses their buddy's c pap machine as a dick holder

"Did Earl bring his c pap machine to the softball tournament? I'm gonna secondhand tbag it tonight!"

by Scienceprof August 12, 2017