post-sermon relief

The only truly enjoyable part of the whole church-attendance experience (well, besides the ice cream Sunday, perhaps); that's why everyone's smiling as they exit the church --- they didn't actually enjoy being cooped up in a sweltering stuffy musty chapel for two long boring hours; they're just so relieved that it's finally over and they can go outside again.

I hear people happily praising the preacher on what a great service it was as they file out of the church,. but for most of them, it's just post-sermon relief --- the only thing they're actually happy about is that the service didn't last longer than it did!!

by QuacksO August 5, 2018

Repeto Sermo Essay

When given an essay test with a minimum number of words you repeat a word for a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really long time throughout the essay in order to pass the test

I didn’t know what to write so I pulled a repeto sermo essay

by The Ferg Miester November 29, 2018

sam seamore 007

A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.

"hey whats your name?"
"sam seamore 007"

by thatrandombandkid September 7, 2019

Young Selmo (YNGSMO)

the best rapper of all time

That Young Selmo (YNGSMO) was lit !!!

by YNGSMO June 14, 2020

Aunty selmo

The goat you will never get enough of him but you will never get too much of him he Will all ways be the nigger always count on an auntie like him is the nigger the nigger the nigger

He is a Greek legend in the making an ocean fighter
Firebreather

sexiest of them all the best in the bed and will never disappoint

I am an aunty selmo in the making

by Ghostedji345 November 24, 2023

Longhorn Sermon

“A sermon that has a point here a point there and a lot of bull in the middle” - Paster D🤪

Guy 1: yooo that sermon on Swiss cheese was wack.

Guy2: that was such a longhorn sermon.

Guy1: a what?!

Guy2: you know, it had a point here, a point there, and a lot of bull in the middle.

by B-Flow. December 1, 2024