onesie season

Fall is onesie season

Uhh so done with summer thank god its onesie season

by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017

cum season

The period within a month a man can cum inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. Usually, this occurs a few days before his girl's period, during her period, and shortly after her period.

Gabe, "Hey David, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"

by Fluffbun September 24, 2017

chocolate season

That time of the month when girls feel crappy and can't keep their hands of the chocolate.

Are you alright?

Yeah, it's just chocolate season.

by Snicsnicsnicratsodarling October 18, 2017

drag season

The time of year when boys are tired of girl's shit so they start dragging aka being a man hoe. They will talk to other girls at once and stop being a loyal man for the duration of 1-6 months.

Man its drag season i dont care anymore.

by Dat_kidd_kell November 11, 2017

Timbs season

1. That time of year when it gets so cold you need to start wearing your timbs again.

2. Anytime of year for New Yorkers

It’s so cold today, let me go get my timbs because it’s #timbs season

by Timbs season November 11, 2017

Blunt season

Blunt season: when it's cold in south Texas and you smoke blunts w hoodies on

It's almost blunt season cuh.

by Tino the goat of 3hunna August 16, 2017

Coochie Season

Coochie season(noun): the time between late February and early June when sexual intercourse is a seemingly easy thing to obtain.

Ryan it's coochie season, let's get this coochie.

by xXColin69420Xx February 24, 2019