Hershy Squirts

Just another word for Diareha

Oh man keep the door closed Matt had the Hershy Squirts

by Anden 3000 September 23, 2007

Circle Squirt

A female version of the popular Circle Jerk

Guy: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle jerk"
Girl: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle squirt"

by mr slippery March 9, 2010

Rock the Squirts

To take a piss, urinate. The best way to say it.

Goddamn, I really need to rock the squirts after that 3 hour long ride

by Derpmobile November 11, 2010

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

The reason that Joan seems grumpy all of the time is that her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

corn squirts

The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.

"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"

by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011

queef squirt

When a woman sucks in air using her kegel muscles creating an air bubble inside the walls of her vagina then forcing the air out with a strong push releasing semen that has been recently ejaculated inside of her.

Joey: What is Kristin doing?
Max: Giving us a queef show.
Jason: Didn't someone just bust a nut in her?
Kristin: Splash bitches!
Max: She just gave us the old queef squirt
Jason: I need a towel.
Joey: Telluride is weird.

by Jmac-Gtown March 11, 2011

squirt the bird

delivering a transmission (squirting), often a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird)

While doing a ham radio satellite demo, we will squirt the bird.

by RAT65 September 17, 2017