Dirty Spud

A World LEader

Dirty Spud Released Million Litres Of Semen

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

Spud that

A special fist bump you have to do an epic deed to earn
E.g
Telling a rad joke

Steve: *does epic backflip*
Ricardo: whoa man that’s certi spud that

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Spud

A small seed.

Pick the spud up with tweezers

by ButterSpreadBread February 27, 2020

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Spud Monkey

A Chunky pinto colored Horse. Often times a mustang. Interchangeably also known as Chunky Monkey.

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

Spud

Another term for potato.

Chips are made out of spud.

by Guardian of Emerald December 1, 2016

Spud

Not the typical Irish dinner but an absolute fool/dope of a person.

Gway you absolute spud of a youngfella!

by Your mother's atin it August 26, 2019