Elephant Spray

The tan Windex that smells like elephants.

“Get the elephant spray away from me or else I’ll dump the entire contents of the vacuum cleaner into your room!”

by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021

Spray that cat

To stop someone or something's bad behavior.

If you want Toby to stop calling you by the by the wrong name, you have to spray that cat.

by Shoefreak October 20, 2014

skank spray

A badly completed spray tan on a younger trashy woman.

That is no tan line that is a skank spray job.

by Xeroman January 31, 2016

spray monkey

Professional house painter that works quickly and with an airless spray gun.

We should be able to knock this condo job out in 2 days - let me call my spray monkey.

by ClamOrPotato July 1, 2016

The benedict spray

On consumption of a supersize banquet, one may then proceed to pass wind in vast "machine gun" explosions. This is a early symptom of what is later known as "The Benedict Spray", where violent amounts of liquid feces will splatter the entire bowl of the toilet seat. And i mean, the entire bowl.

Excuse me dear, are you okay in there?
Im afraid a cruel attack of the benedict spray has infected the bowl of your loo, Sara.

by shophy March 6, 2011

TSA Spray

The act of farting in the oval X-ray Machine at any airport for the next passenger to walk into the stench you just left in your wake

"Dude, this lady at security kept bumping we with her bags while on line at the TSA Checkpoint. It's alright though I left her a little TSA spray to show my appreciation"

by moffboy March 3, 2020

Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)

“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.

by Hal2001 April 19, 2023