Smokes we won't pay

When you rent out a cabin that is in the middle of nowhere and there are no stores around other than a smoke shop on the indian reserve to purchase groceries. You end up going to buy what you need and walking out with a carton of smokes regardless if you smoke or not because they are so cheap on the reserves. They basically give them to you just for coming into the store.

Mike, " Hey Kyle, we need to get some toilet paper and some firewood today from the store or we will have frozen shit running down our legs."

Kyle, " The only store around is that fucked up smoke shop on the gas-huffer reserve down the road."

Mike, " Well atleast Smokes we won't pay"

by faaaaack May 14, 2010

S’mores

A sex position with a white person and black person in the middle. They must be positioned between two crackers.

The black and white person having sex we’re between two white crackers doing the S’mores.

by Frobro85 July 13, 2019

office smokescreen

This describes the situation in which a homosexual male in a workplace talks to the heterosexual males in the workplace about chics in an attempt to hide his homosexuality.

"Hey, do you remember that girl at the bar last night? Alfonso told me that he asked her out to the movies this weekend. I think he is just emitting an OFFICE SMOKESCREEN."

by driven-down July 22, 2004

Early Log Smokes the Log

A game played by two gentlemen, in which both parties attempt to make the other cum before they do via handjob. The loser must suck the winner's log until they cum!

-Hey want to play early log smokes the log
-Yeah sure totally alright!

by WwWwWwWwWwWwWwW78 March 10, 2010

smoremo

racial slur directed toward Eskimos. can be used in both an angry and loving way.originates from a misunderstanding of the word s'more.

"your such a smoremo!"

"o, my little smoremo"

by Kimberlyy September 27, 2007

Smokestacking

To vape on top of a car or truck.

“Dude, we’re going to go smokestacking in the Walmart parking lot.”

“My dad bought me the wrong mustang so I’m gonna smokestack on it till the roof breaks.”

by nacpalm September 27, 2019

horshee smorshee

1) a nonsense word. A word that has abosolutely nothing to do with anything.
2) word conveying stupidity or strangeness.

by Anonymous May 13, 2003