Capri-Slurp

The act of receiving both a blow job and a rimjob whilst simultaneously consuming a Capri Sun beverage.

Delightful😁

Did you know Dan got a uh Capri-Slurp at the party last night?

Oh yeah?
Yeah he was in the bathroom with both Sarah and Rachel
No shit? That-a-boy Daniel
My man!

by SpanglyCharly February 1, 2021

Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out

My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.

by CafeDonut November 7, 2019

Slurping Around

The act of sucking a multitude of dicks in quick succession.

Jake can’t stop himself from slurping around.

by Nifty-CYDE September 13, 2021

rectum slurping sloth rapist

A person who has the intelligence level of a fucktarded idiot who goes around slurping rectums and raping sloths (not necessarily in that order.) and who also finds pleasure out of feces and hideous women.

Sid, you are as retarded as Rectum Slurping Sloth Rapist.

by BendJehovah April 18, 2014

Noodle slurp

When you're giving a blow job and are so into it but you miss your rhythm and the dick falls out of your mouth and you make a huge slurp/sucking sound without realizing the dick isn't in your mouth anymore.

Jill was giving me head when all of a sudden I heard the noodle slurp. Took her a minute to get back into rhythm again.

by Nippleup May 24, 2018

slurp

This word describes something being extremely attractive. More than likely when you use this word this is something that you find attractive (a promposal, a guy, and even a text message.)

"Oooo bihh look at that slurp he so fine!" or "Bestie ! Thats so slurpie."

by prvncesa May 29, 2016

SENPAI SLURP

This is a floptropican non formal way of saying “cvm”

Person 1: you made me SENPAI SLURP
Person 2: omg let me taste

by PERIOD POSAY 😜😜🤘🤘😍 September 8, 2023