slack cow

Someone that can't be bothered to finish the job.

Megan is such a slack cow

by Reeces_pieces72 June 26, 2017

Slack batter

When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.

Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...

by Ulazygit October 21, 2020

Slack Track

A playlist of songs you listen to whilst high, these songs usually include 'Lo-Fi Hip Hop' or 'Psychedelic Rock'

"Yo Dude, put on the slack track man I'm stoned as shit"

"Yeah sure man, I'll blast out some Golden Ninjah or something"

by LordOmega May 6, 2015

slack spreading

conscious or unconscious employee habit (usually a dude) of replying outside of a slack thread to make sure one's message is read by the entire channel audience resulting in a waste of everyone's time

woke up to massive slack spreading from our infosec director, put me in a bad mood for the rest of the day

by laurecurly August 12, 2025

Slacking

"i just didn't wan to get up this am"

Slacking: i'm not slacking i just didn't wan to get up this am

by Jas0nb March 5, 2021

Slacked

Getting Slacked is equivalent to getting "owned". When said to a women after sex, it is both equivalent to getting "owned" and impregnated.

The term originates from the streamer/content creator SlackATK and his fellow streamers KYR_Sp33dy and SideArms4Reason.

You just got SLACKED!
Above is the only correct usage.

by 14karatcopper March 21, 2024

slack nirvana

a mental state where you no longer feel guilty for not having responded to messages your co-workers have sent you on Slack. you reach this state after sheer exhaustion and burn out, typically.

I knew I was contributing so much, and I was on the verge of burn out. The fact that I attained Slack nirvana is helping me stay calm for longer.

by raknahs December 27, 2021