seatard

Derogatory term for a native or longtime resident of Seattle, Washington.

"You would think these seatard idiots would know how to drive in the rain properly seeing as how it rains here nine months out of the year!"

by Jim Beam Daniels October 9, 2008

section 8 nigger

When a person collects disability and smokes government pot.

Joe's on disability , and he smokes pot legally! He's a total section 8 nigger!!

by Softsoap August 24, 2016

Secaucus

a shithole place. literally the school system is the worst. fuckboi filled. such a small town, if you blink, you miss it. you cant do shit, because it ALWAYS gets to someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows your parents. nice GSA tho.

Barbara: Hey, lets take a trip to Secaucus.
Jessica: I'd literally rather blow my brains out in the middle of the street, and get eaten and shat out of a pack of wolves.
Barbara: Ok...

by bitchasslittlehoecunt November 17, 2015

Urban Dictionary voting section

A subsection of www.urbandictionary.com that allows you to vote on what definitions are put on the website, this feature seems pretty cool until it makes you vote on the same definition ten times in a row.

*furious clicking sound*
Tim: Aargh!
Kevin: What's wrong?
Tim: My hand is cramping from voting on "Liquor fish" too many times.
Kevin: Why Urban Dictionary voting section, why

by GenericName232 August 12, 2016

sects

n. an internet slang for sex to be used in a more joking manner or perhaps in a format more suitable for the eyes of younger children.
v. to have sex with someone, forceably or not, the act of performing sex upon an individual

1. Thomas: do u liek butt sects har har?

2. Aaron: I'm going to sects you all up.

by UkyoTachibana March 25, 2008

rectom-sectomy

An excrutiatingly painful medical practice in which the rectal cavity is borrowed into via a new entrance created just beside the anus in order to feed metalic objects to induce pleasure.

"I'm glad to say sir, that your rectom-sectomy was a complete success."

by ArdiWD August 19, 2003

Secstacy

The feeling of perfection, bliss, and all that is good in this world while in the act of performing sexual intercourse on ecstacy.

Guy 1: Have you ever tried sex on ecstacy?
Guy 2: Secstacy? Hell yeah!

by Fknhrd October 23, 2009